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Things to Think About—in the mind of Anwan

  • Why do drive thru ATMs have brail markings?
  • Why are apartments together?
  • “Best thing since sliced bread?”—what was the best thing before sliced bread, the wheel?fire?
  • Say “Arkansas”…now say “Kansas”…why is it not AR’Kansas?
  • bologna….tell a child to look that up and you will mess up their life.
  • How did your parents expect for you to find words that you could not spell by looking them up? For this reason I do not rust the following words:
  1. Colonel/Kernel—like Colonel Sanders…
  2. rendezvous
  3. anything with a silent “k”, kah-nife, kah-nee, kah-LIES
  4. The letter “W”, it should be a Double-V
  5. bologna
  6. Sergeant